so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me
i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did wonder when my friend got two cats but i didn’t question it) so now i’m hungover and shirtless in your living room so um hi howya doin” au
I wish people weren’t assumed to be straight. I wish an elementary school boy could just come home and be like “mommy! I like a boy” and everyone’s cool with it. And maybe in a couple years he decides boys aren’t his thing or maybe he ends up liking both/all genders. I just really wish coming out didn’t have to be a thing. I hope someday we can all just unapologetically love someone without making a grand gesture of our sexuality.